AS E dey hot
1. When I was a kid, Pussy means Cat, Sex
means Gender, Dick was a name, And Bang
a sound, Whats happening to this
2. You drank garri twice today, buy #100
recharge card and get 10mb, came on
and wrote ''Money no be problem'
Ur case dey court
3. You dey owe mama ikenna #50 and and
dey wear ''My money grow like grass T-
4. You fit pay #5000 enter club but for
#20 be your offering
God is watching you o
5. You're too big to dance in church but you
gaga crazy when you hear the (gbedu wey
God dey watch you o
6. You're married but still chases other
you claim you're going for refresher courses
Your cup go soon full
7. Just because you met him in a bus and he
bought you gala, you cum store his name as
Sista tank you o
8. You're an O'level holder but you sponsor
girl for university
My broda, you be scholarship board?
9. You dey inside hotel room snap picture
upload and write ''Home Sweet Home''
Your Mata Dey God's Hand
10. You enter public transport #600 to go
shoprite go snap picture with other
Abeg wetin i wan tell you?''
11. Do you know that 90% of Girls Urinate
Their Body While Bathing ?
12. Dangote did not send 'I love you Jesus to
people before he get rich' please stop
me or else I will curse ooo
13. NEPA is the Major cause of unwanted
Pregnancy in Nigeria
Everythng starts when she Enters the Room
Charge Her Phone
14. Salary 20k, Phone 400k, Weavon 30k.
you go to church to ask God for a Miracle,
you are already Performing magic
15. If You Were Ask To Collect N1,000.
From All Your EX How Much Will You Get
As For Me I Will Get N4000
16. I overheard a girl talking to her BF,
thought she was talking to God, because the
things she asked for only God can provide
17. When the devil fails to destroy you, it
you a girlfriend from MBA_ISE
18. Plz Know your priorities and spend your
money wisely. Don't go and buy selfie stick
your armpit really needs a shaving stick.
19. Marriage is like jamb
You will be admiring UniBen & UNN buh last
end up in OmoPoly
20. Don't ever insult or challenge d woman
cook ur food bcos #20 can buy Rat Poison.
My hands no dy ooo
21. For Those Of You Who Went To Private
School And Are Intelligent, What Is The Past
Tense Of GOtv?
22. Some have bae but can not cheat .Some
can cheat but have no bae . I have bae and i
can la la la what do yu want 2 hear? Amebo
23. Guys plz if u are dating my future WIFE
take it easy on her, don't make her shout
like harder, don't stop, ride on
24. Condoms are for weak ass men, real
quickly & pull out before HIV notices.
25. Some chicks be like:"I can't cook my
didn't teach me babe."
Now tell me,who taught you doggystyle
26. Why do Ladies with Gap Teeth Always
"Baby I'm Thorry , It Vont Hapfen Again."?
27. It's only African parents dat will advice
for 6hours & still tell you "I don't have much sweet 16 court dresses
28. After having sex with many guyz some
we still call that area private part, for ur
information is not private but public.
29. I am done with breaking people's heart
Am now focusing on the spinal cord
30. It's only in Nigeria movies that you will
an angel with a tribal mark
31. After what Ramos did to salah, I now
understand why RAMS are killed during
# UCL fans
32. True love is when you wear your
underwear to show Other girls that you are
34. Some be dating an ugly girl & be lyk
man's food is anoda man's poison, my frnd
poison na poison ntin lyk anoda man food
35. She is nt good in bed
She is nt good in bed
Ma brother hv u try d table, chair or floor,
must b good SOMWIE.
36. Some Ladies On Facebook They Look
Beyonce. In Real Life,they Look Like Mugabe.
Pls Try as Much as Possible to Look Like the
Person on ur Profile Pic.
This is the 10th Time my Cousin is Waisting
38. U came to kidnap me with a G-Wagon
expect me to shout. Abeg shift make I
39. Cigarettes and weed are for small boys,
men smoke mosquito coil
40. If you're too happy in a relationship, just
know you're the Side Chic. Main Chics don't
usually have peace of mind.
41. I have never seen someone having heart
than a guy who impregnate a soldier
He'll start chewing water, end up drinking
42. Guys, whatever you do in this life, don't
offend your village people
My neighbour won 500k from bet9ja and
girlfriend washed it with his trousers.
43. Child of God and you still have sex with
Isn't God's protection enough for you?
44. This days, Davido's girlfriend trend more
some nigerian artist. When last you hear
45. This is Nigeria where girls borrow make-
and dress just to visit a guy who borrow
from his friend.
Too much Confusion and Transmissions
46. Since i was born and now i am getting
I've never seen the wife of a president
Brothers and sister have you seen?
47. Some girls will plait their hair and their
forehead will be shining as if their brain is
Lemme mind my business sef.
48. Men are like BLUETOOTH CONNECTION.
you're beside them, they stay connected. But
when you're away they search for NEW
49. How Chinese people choose their kids
Very simple! Just throw their pot or pans
the stairs and listen to sound, ''Ding-Ping-
50. Don't trust a girl who doesn't use her
father's name on social media. If she can
her father, my brother who're you?
You wey go read this my post, you no go
My dear, you get leprosy for hand??